That guest who's just left - he was here last year - he asked us to take his picture -
We went outside to the garden - his girlfriend was with him - whilst I was fiddling with the I Pad, he got down on one knee and proposed to her -
He's invited us to the wedding -
We had a naked man on the stairs -
He had a few too many nips - he thought he was opening the door of his bathroom, but it was the door to the landing -
It closed behind him - it locked him out - my daughter came in at four in morning and found him, flat out, snoring on the stairs -
She had a nice shawl - she threw it over him -
Afterwards, I said to her - where's your shawl? -
She said, mum, I can't wear it - I know where it's been! -
The next night, he did it again - snoring naked on the stairs -
Too many nips again I said -
09.00
Friday 29 July 2016
Berwick upon Tweed
Northumberland
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