Whenever I'm with Sophie or Tessa, wheeling our trolley past the queue for the scratch cards, we mouth silently to each other our anthem for such occasions - oh, the humanity -
I have sometimes strayed into an Asda so large it could house an airship - I have stared, fascinated, at the carpets of ham, the unending vistas of ready meals, nets of clementines and trays of ferocious lagers -
Two weeks before Christmas, we visited an Aldi in Poole -
Varnsey swore by Worthing's Aldi - there, he said, he could buy sacks of chestnuts, millstones of Camembert, fish the size of torpedoes and still have enough change from a fiver for a pint of Doom Bar -
So it was we wandered past a Great Wall of China made from tins of dog food, an artful installation of jammy dodgers -
I could stay here all day, I thought, looking at these mid European brand names, learning a new supermarket etiquette -
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