I'll call myself Nick Charles ...

I've had it with that question - 

What news from the Change ?

The latest horror of the orange ape -

The smirking chancer hiding in a fridge -

I'm reading The Thin Man -

I'm gulping a scotch and soda -

Hoodlum measures -

I'm wisecracking with a crazy blonde -

We're hiding out in a speakeasy -

It's 1932 -

I'll fall asleep with my head on the table -

I'll call myself Nick Charles -


Monday 6 January 2020


The Old School House
East Stoke
Dorset